مثل القمرعالي
27 / 08 / 2010, 32 : 02 PM
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"لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين "
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موظف دائم الضحكــــ على اي شي بيستاهل
وما بيستاهل.... عالفاضي والمليان
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موظف شايف حالوا كأنه ابن شيخ...
او ابن وزير......ما بيكلم حد ابدا
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موظف دؤؤب بيحب الشغل.....
كل همه يرضي المدير ونفسه...
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موظف تعبان كل كلامه انه تعبان...
حتى لو شرب كاسه شاي بتعب......
ومن الشغل ومن الحياه...
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موظف قرفان ...كل ريحة بتقرفوا....
ودايما يشمشم بالناس.....
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موظف حاقد...
بيحقد على كل موظف ناجح او اي حد سعيد بالحياه...
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موظف مريض...
دايما مريض وموجوع وغايب...
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موظف حساس...
كل كلمه بتبكيه وبزعل من كل شي وحساس وشاعر
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موظف عصبي دايما معصب وغضبان
مستحيل يضحك صعب التفاهم معه
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موظف مصدوم دايما مصدوم ومندهش...
كل شي عجيب بالنسبه اله....كل شي بصدمه
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موظف شيطان بيسعى لخراب البيوت والتفنيشات...
والاسافين من تحت لتحت
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موظف حلال مشاكل بيحب يحل
كل المشاكل بالشغل...وللموظفين
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موظف حبيب روميو...كل ما يشوف وحده بيحبها...
بحب كل الناس حليم وفيروز وكاظم
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موظف دلوع تبع مامي وبابي....
أقص عليكــ زعلان منك ...
"منقول"
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"لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين "
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موظف دائم الضحكــــ على اي شي بيستاهل
وما بيستاهل.... عالفاضي والمليان
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موظف شايف حالوا كأنه ابن شيخ...
او ابن وزير......ما بيكلم حد ابدا
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موظف دؤؤب بيحب الشغل.....
كل همه يرضي المدير ونفسه...
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موظف تعبان كل كلامه انه تعبان...
حتى لو شرب كاسه شاي بتعب......
ومن الشغل ومن الحياه...
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موظف قرفان ...كل ريحة بتقرفوا....
ودايما يشمشم بالناس.....
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موظف حاقد...
بيحقد على كل موظف ناجح او اي حد سعيد بالحياه...
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موظف مريض...
دايما مريض وموجوع وغايب...
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موظف حساس...
كل كلمه بتبكيه وبزعل من كل شي وحساس وشاعر
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موظف عصبي دايما معصب وغضبان
مستحيل يضحك صعب التفاهم معه
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موظف مصدوم دايما مصدوم ومندهش...
كل شي عجيب بالنسبه اله....كل شي بصدمه
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موظف شيطان بيسعى لخراب البيوت والتفنيشات...
والاسافين من تحت لتحت
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موظف حلال مشاكل بيحب يحل
كل المشاكل بالشغل...وللموظفين
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موظف حبيب روميو...كل ما يشوف وحده بيحبها...
بحب كل الناس حليم وفيروز وكاظم
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موظف دلوع تبع مامي وبابي....
أقص عليكــ زعلان منك ...
"منقول"